
Picture a shopping mall.
Inside, there are cute little different stores; each one with appealing products for the market they target. However, there are segments of the market that take pleasure in making shopping decisions that make no sense at all; revealing, thus, a profound sense of confusion and incoherence (all under the flag of freedom of choice).
Believing in a Higher Creative Energy.
Entering a store called Judaism. Looking around; disliking many things there: so many rituals (take the Shabbat for instance: burning the candles before sunset; singing in Hebrew; breaking the bread; all those blessings; not to mention all the time spent with family “It’s so stressing!”); so much fasting during the year; so much Torah reading; the 613 mitzvot; the relationship with Eretz Yisrael…it’s too much confusion. Just buy a relationship with God and get the hell out of there before coming across with a Rav (= Rabbi).
Entering a store called Christianity. Looking around; being confused about many things: each denomination claiming to be truer than the next; the several different rituals; Sunday morning services; the tithe for the church (“Why should my money go to there?”); Jesus’ teachings, is he a god or not; offering the other cheek…it’s too much. Just buy a metal cross to wear when clubbing and scurry off the store before being subjected to an evangelical conversion.
Entering a store called Buddhism. Looking around; ridiculing the mental discipline required: daily meditation; acknowledging that life is pain (we are here to suffer); following the Eightfold Path; the 4 Noble Truths; the mantras; detaching oneself from matter; frugality…no way. Just buy the concept of a non-intervening god and split before being appointed as the reincarnation of a past Lama.
After having bought incense and a Shiva image at Hinduism; a Ying Yang symbol at Taoism; a Hand of Fatima at Islamism; a Fertility Statue at Animism; a Pentagram at Wiccan; flowers to offer to Yemanja at Candomblé and nihilism at Atheism…one feels prepared to fully live inadequately, unadjusted, free of personal accountability and to be Zen...
…Spiritual Schizophrenia…


